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Liveshot, where’s your berth certificate?

Of course I believe John “Liveshot” Kerry always planned to pay the $500,000 in taxes he owed the commonwealth. That’s why he had the word NEWPORT painted on the boat right under Isabel, because he planned to dock it in NANTUCKET or FALMOUTH. I believe Liveshot , just like I believed him when he said he once had a 24-point buck in his sight

…I believe it s just a coincidence that both of his wives were or are worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and that he married them for true love. I believe he never tried to mislead the voters of Massachusetts into thinking he was half Irish. Billy Bulger was certainly wrong when he said of Liveshot: He s only Irish every sixth year.
I believe Kerry always planned to pay Bob Brest on the Lynnway for the use of that free Buick he had, and he was just waiting for the bill to arrive before he got out his checkbook.
Liveshot Kerry never lies, because as he once poignantly told us, his mother left him with three words to live by: Integrity. Integrity. Integrity.
In fact, that would have been a great alternate name for the S.S. Botched Joke - the S.S. Integrity Integrity Integrity.
Poor Liveshot - his summer tainted by the foul breath of the plebeians here at the Herald. So for solace he sought out his own kind, at the Globe, where he could whine that he once had to subsist on a trust fund worth no more than…

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SEC Charges The ‘Wyly Coyotes’, Texas Brothers and Billionai

Unfortunately, this is a civil action and the most we can hope for are some SEC fines (which are ludicrously low). Too bad this isn’t a criminal case, but at least it’s some karmic return for the “Wyly Coyotes,” who funded the Swift Boat atta

…Unfortunately, this is a civil action and the most we can hope for are some SEC fines (which are ludicrously low). Too bad this isn’t a criminal case, but at least it’s some karmic return for the “Wyly Coyotes,” who funded the Swift Boat attacks on John Kerry. (They also funded George W. Bush’s attacks on John McCain in the 2000 Republican primaries.)
Oh, and by the way: The Manhattan district attorney’s office referred this case to the SEC in 2005. Wonder what took them so long?
Samuel Wyly and Charles Wyly — billionaire brothers in Texas who have spent millions funding political campaigns — committed violations of federal securities laws and fraud by using offshore accounts to secretly trade the shares of public companies whose boards they sat on, reaping more than $550 million in profit, according to a Securities and Exchange Commission complaint filed Thursday.
The politically-active Wylys, who have been generous donors to Republican causes over the years, have faced questions in recent years –…

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